Arizona: The Spice Must Flow
Now that Sen. John McCain has parachuted into his great reward, the Republican governor of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, Doug Ducey, will appoint a new Senator who will serve out the...
View ArticleSen. Inhofe: Master Strategist!
Sen. James Inhofe (R-Snowball) wants to replace Grandpa Walnuts as chair of the Senate Armed Services Committee. And so, in an attempt to kiss an orange ass and maybe get a small-handed boost up the...
View ArticleAbout The Calls For Sen. McCain 2
I did not watch Grandpa Walnuts’ memorial service, but I did catch on Twitter this bit by SoyBlo: ‘America was already great,’ Meghan McCain says at her dad’s memorial service. #ctl #p2...
View ArticleWalnuts Mavericks AZ One Last Time
The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan’s Gov. Doug Ducey chose former Arizonastan Senator Jon Kyl (R) to replace the still-dead Grandpa Walnuts, the ol’ maverick hisself couldn’t have done better!...
View ArticleProduct Placement
“There is no pain so great as the memory of joy in present grief.” – Aeschylus I love you forever – I miss you so very much today. pic.twitter.com/OpQJrUSAtb — Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) October 4,...
View ArticleNews That Will Drive You To Drink
Happy Hour News Briefs Our thin-skinned stable genius went to Ohio to talk about industry, and somehow ended up eulogizing Grandpa Walnuts: “I gave him the kind of funeral that he wanted, which as...
View ArticleMooselini Has Regrets
“I was kind of surprised to be publicly disinvited to the funeral. I think that was an unnecessary step. [The McCain family] didn’t have to embarrass me and embarrass others … other good people in our...
View ArticleThe Sacred Halls of Nepotism, Exhibit A
Soylent Blonde, Meghan McCain felt a disturbance in the force when 2020 Goat Rodeo contestant Amy Klobuchar invoked the name of Grandpa Walnuts: Klobuchar at a campaign stop in Iowa said she sat...
View ArticleGood News For John McCain!
The White House wanted the U.S. Navy to move the warship USS John S. McCain “out of sight” ahead of Trump’s visit to Japan, according to an email. “In a May 15 email to U.S. Navy and Air Force...
View ArticleGood News For John McCain!
There was an amazing fight on Twitter last night between Soylent Blonde and Steve Schmidt. I’m not sure what/who started it, but it culminated in this extraordinary thread, rolled here in which Schmidt...
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