Brand ‘Maverick’ is up for grabs!
Quick, Scissorheads, someone needs to jump on this – Grandpa Walnuts says that he never considered himself a Maverick. Many of the GOP’s most faithful, the kind who vote in primaries despite 115-degree...
View ArticlePop Quiz!
Pop quiz: What is Grandpa Walnuts? Even he seems to be confused about what he is, that ol mavericky thing.
View ArticleNotorious Plane Crasher Aided by Infamous Plane Builders
Grandpa Walnuts, perhaps the only member of the old-boys club known as the US Senate with five plane crashes under his belt, is getting some serious cheddar from the people who build the planes he...
View ArticleGrandpa Walnuts puts the mental in fundamental
During his ill-fated Presidential run Grandpa Walnuts, in one of the few honest moments of his life, admitted that he did not understand economics, but that did not stop him from talking about it and...
View ArticleCrazee State Update: Arizona is in the running!
Wow – yowza! Who knew that this Wingnuttia disease was so catching? Yesterday, Georgia won the day from Texas by joining the Birther’s march to the sea, and today, well, someone new comes into the pole...
View ArticleIowa: in the race for Crazeeeeeee!
Remember last week when we reported about how Georgia was legislating against microchipping humans and some nutty lady in Georgia testified that the Department of Defense had put a beeper into her...
View ArticleThat’s gonna leave a mark
Indeed, the law is so hard to defend that Sen. John McCain, facing a hard-right primary challenge from a supporter of the measure, spoke a few words of praise but nevertheless could not bring himself...
View ArticleMavericky Grandpa Walnuts is new & improved without maverickness
Jeebus, horrible old cave-fish monster Grandpa Walnuts 2.0 has put everything on the table in his vampire-like quest for eternal senatorial life, and is now friends with the US Chamber of Commerce. You...
View ArticleLocal cavefish assures orange topnotted celebrity
And besides, Weepy would never let this happen.
View ArticleAG Holder pwns Grandpa Walnuts
The U.S. Justice Department is filing a lawsuit challenging the constitutionality of Arizona’s new law targeting illegal immigrants, setting the stage for a clash between the federal government and the...
View ArticleArizonastan is hard-core!
…I mean, sending their old coots off into the desert to die? Why not let the Death Panels do their thing?
View ArticleFashion Week Continues!
Reuters It’s the look all the anti-Cougars are wearing. (I don’t want to speculate what is going on with her knees, but that is one interesting run in her stockings, if you know what I mean, and I...
View ArticleFirst review of Soylent Blonde’s book is in: meh
Ultimately, if you were a HUGE fan of the 2008 campaign, the book is worth a skim. It’s not a crime that she wrote it, though it often feels like a misdemeanor reading it. Who woulda thunk that Little...
View ArticleBIG UPDATE: 22 Submariners go out to sea…
…and eleven couples return. But that’s OK with Grandpa Walnuts, as long as everyone lies about it. Walnuts has successfully filibustered repeal of DADT. UPDATE 1 – Georgia’s Senators Offices say all...
View ArticleWanna bet that Grandpa Walnuts…
…is calling her a C*** again? After all, he is leading the DADT filibuster. CINDY MCCAIN: Our political and religious leaders tell LGBT youth that they have no future. They can’t serve our country...
View ArticleI take it back
Man, Stockholm Syndrome must suck. Just when I was starting to like her.
View ArticleWalnuts! The Musical!
It seems he has a never-ending song for David Gregory about DADT, which is OK because Gregory is probably thinking about his next blow-out and food pellet. (Note to self: is David Gregory the worst...
View ArticleDon’t Worry, Sec. Gates…
…Grandpa Walnuts can fly into a rage without much prep time (just ask The C-Word): Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates has ordered the [DADT] report to be released on Nov. 30, one day earlier than...
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